Unfortunately for our genitals, Hugh Jackman will not be thrusting his crotch and twirling his peen as host of the Oscars next year. Instead, the producers have hired Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to serve as co-hosts for the zillion-hour long show. I can already see them dancing cheek-to-cheek during one of the hundred musical numbers.
The producers had this to say for themselves:
“We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the Oscars. Steve will bring the experience of having hosted the show in the past and Alec will be a completely fresh personality for this event.”
Steve Martin has tamed the hooker known as Oscar before. He hosted twice and even won an Emmy for it. This will be Alec’s first time at the wheel.
When I first read that Hugh Jackmeoff wasn’t going to come back as host, I was hoping that the producers would completely overhaul the entire show. Since we’re in a recession, they should’ve promoted Phoebe Price from balcony seat filler to host. She could’ve handed the awards out in the parking lot of Chick-fil A. Now that sounds like a show.
VIA The Wrap