Piece Of Trash!

November 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s a few outtakes from Harper’s Bazaar of Kristen Stewart, her wig and the Keeper of the Magical Forest getting all close. This is also proof that Kristen can’t act her way out of any kind of bag even when she tries. Okay, the truth is, I like Kristen’s trash bag gown, but only because it reminds me of one of my favorite homeless ladies in NYC. This one hot bitch always ran around the streets wearing a dress made out of Hefty sacks and Ziploc bags. She once called me a “shifty fag.” It really was love at first hate.

Anyway, don’t let these pictures fool you. RPattz and Kristen are definitely not bumping taints under the sheets. RPattz is only looking at her like that, because he’s picturing her as a giant corn on the cob. Corn brings out of his emotions.

Tags: Buying Children, Magical Forest, Trash

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