Mimi Almost Went Boom

November 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The entire country of Japan and every character in Sanrioland held their breath when Mimi tripped while sashaying out to greet Jay Leno last night. If Mimi went down, the stage would’ve been covered with titties, nipples, Spanx, clamps, dead butterflies and several kinds of tape.

Although, you have to hand it to Mimi, because I doubt most of us could walk on teeny tiny silts while carrying two giant watermelons on our chest. Mimi needs private lessons from The Empress of Lucite.

Not to mention that Mimi was probably a little dizzy in the head due to her stylist sticking a vacuum up her Hello Culo and sucking her in like a Space Bag right before she went out on stage. Clip beeeelow:

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