Kirstie Alley Will Bring Her Craziness To Reality TV

November 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Kirstie Alley has signed a deal (in donut frosting) with A&E to star in her own reality show. This shit is going to make the bitches on Hoarders, Intervention and Obsessed look like healthy and sane individuals.

Radar says that cameras will start rolling this month. The show will mostly focus on Kirstie’s struggle with losing the chunk. And I’m sure the show will also follow Kirstie as she hides in Jamie Foxx’s bushes and steals used condoms out of his trash can. Seriously, those of you who have been to the Land of Crazy (aka Kirstie’s Twitter page) know what I’m talking about. Kirstie loves Jamie Foxx almost as much as she loves deep fried barley. Almost.

Here’s a few recent examples:

Enough of haters. Haters are lonely little rat people with 3 followers who love to hate also. Let’s talk about LOVE stuff. LOVE Mr. Foxx!

I’m going to make a big announcement on Oprah TUESDAY..No, I’m not pregnant with Mr. Foxx’s love child…..that I know of

I think the baby name will be JAIMTIE ALLEY FOXX …gotta admit it’s original…and NO ONE else will steal it!

Gotta go make love to Mr. Foxx… He hates it when i keep him waiting.. Be back in 7 hours unless he’s over the flu. In which case… 9

Actually, I’m going to excuse myself now, because that kind of looks like my diary entries about Anderson Cooper. Hmmm…I wonder if the free clinic has opened a psych ward yet?

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