I’m sure most of us would love to rip the pants off of Mark Ronson, but you have to ask first and provide him with a hot meal beforehand. You can’t just go exposing his gerbil hole to everyone. Which exactly what David Walliams did to him the other night.
At a charity event in London, David (performing as one of his Little Britain characters Des Kaye) decided to have a little fun with SamRo’s brother by grabbing at his peen and plums. When Mark shooed him away, David came harder and the two hit the ground. They looked like they were re-enacting a playdate between Tommy Girl and Becks.
In the end, David showed off Mark’s hairy end to 3,000 people in the audience. Not only did Mark not appreciate getting molested by David, but he also didn’t seem happy that his fancy suit got ripped. Or maybe he was just doing that thing called “acting” since he might have already know that this is part of Des’ act. Des is known for pantsing a bitch in front of everyone. If Des came at me like that, I’d whip out the Vaseline and drop it down low.
A still of Mark Ronson’s furry pancakes is after the jump. Take off your own pants and JUMP!