Barton’s Bar Brawl

November 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The post below this is a happy bar story starring Kiefer Sutherland. And this post is a sad bar story starring Mischa Barton (remember her?). I mean, the amount of booze wasted will pull at your no-heart strings. So reach for the Kleenex…..

Radar reports that Mischa was partying on Halloween at NYC’s The Park Bar when she sort of got involved in a bar fight. It all started when some dude walked by her and poured an entire drink all over her. If it was me, I would’ve licked up all that booze before it hit the floor. But Mischa had to have a conversation about it. A source said, “I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks. The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: ‘Did you just throw a drink over me?’ The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe.

Mischa responded by throwing her cocktail into the dude’s face (TEARS! ILLEGAL! WRONG!) before stomping off to tell her friends about the whole thing. One of Mischa’s friends whipped out his dick and decided to show the drink thrower who’s the big butch bull in the room.

Mischa’s friend asked the drink thrower to step outside. A fight went down and it ended with both dick bags getting thrown out of the joint. But a source said that Mischa’s drink thrower definitely lost the fight, because he hopped away with a bloody head and a cut on his knee.

We as a people need to stop wasting the sweet nectar! This is not funny. The only time it’s okay to throw booze is when you’re pouring it over a nipple before licking it up! Booze is not a weapon! That’s like beating someone with a newborn baby. Would you throw a baby across the room? No, most of you wouldn’t. So don’t abuse the booze like that. Shameful.

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