Why Isn’t Jakey Half-Nekkid In Most Of This?

November 2, 2009 / Posted by:

It seems that during most of the filming of Prince of Persia, Jakey G had his nipples out. So why is the trailer for this shit lacking nakedness from Jakey?! The trailer should’ve just been 5-minutes of Jakey with his pecs out, shaking his weave (and ass) like the creditors are knocking on his door and he needs a coin in a bad way.

You know what isn’t lacking from this trailer: BAD BRITISH ACCENTS. Okay, Jakey’s accent isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t lend him any Grey Poupon, but at least he doesn’t completely savagely murder the British accent like Keanu Reeves in Dracula. Jakey does watch (and re-enact scenes from) My Fair Lady at least once a week, so his British accent should be spot on.

And just so you know, every one in the olden times spoke with British accents. That’s today’s history lesson from the historians of Hollywood.


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