SANTO DIOS: Mel Gibson Is A Father Again

November 2, 2009 / Posted by:

The pharmaceutical companies better start working overtime to stock up on painkillers and anti-depressants, because I have a feeling that Mel Gibson’s new daughter is going to need most of their stock in a few years to deal with being…well…Mel Gibson’s daughter.

Radar reports that Mel’s girlfriend (and one of my gold digging heroes) Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a daughter on Friday. Oksana claimed she wasn’t due until December, so if the reports are true, baby came waaaaaaay early. Or maybe Oksana is doing that new kind of math (aka whoregebra).

A source added that Mel’s new daughter is healthy and is already at home. Yeah, already at home and trying to make an escape rope out of her bed sheets and bibs.

Unfortunately, we don’t know a name yet, but I’m guessing Mel went with Jackeline Daniels Sugartits Jesus Gibson. Jackeline Daniels is the second child for Oksana (she has a son with Timmy Dalton) and Mel’s EIGHTH.

Eight is definitely enough for Mel. Seriously, I think a “Neuter Mel Gibson” measure will be on the ballot in California tomorrow. VOTE YES!

UPDATE: Mel’s spokeswhore confirms that a new Gibson crawls amongst us. Mel and Oksana have named her Lucia. (People)

(Image: Pacific Coast News)

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