“Katie, Do You Ever Get That Not So Fresh Feeling?”

November 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Awwww. How touching. Doesn’t this look like a still from a commercial for Summer’s Eve? Look at Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie strolling arm-in-arm. Tommy is a little embarrassed to ask Stepford Katie if she’s ever had that not so fresh feeling? Katie is one with that feeling since she’s married to a gigantic used butt plug.

Here’s Tommy and Katie spending some precious girl time together on the set of his movie in Boston yesterday. And by “girl time,” I mean publicity time, of course. Although, I don’t know if anyone told Tommy that Katie was going to touch him during their staged photo shoot. That wasn’t in the script. Tommy looks a little confused and uncomfortable by the whole thing. I bet his sphincter got the shakes and then passed out.

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