When I heard Mimi was HOsting her own Halloween party in NYC, I figured she would go dressed as a slutty butterfly, a slutty rainbow, a slutty unicorn taxidermy, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty Eminem, or a slutty Precious. But Mimi really flipped the world upside down by stuffing her glazed ham hocks and buttermilk biscuits into a slutty angel costume. Such a shapeshifter, that Mimi!
And Mimi’s bought-and-paid-for husband really outdid himself by going as one of The Empress of Lucite’s vagina drops. Yes, Shauna Sand’s lady jizz has angels wings and everything.
Meanwhile, in L.A., Wonky went to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party dressed up as a slutty slut slut slut slut slut. You know, wearing Liberace’s rhinestone shoe horn on her forehead only points out the brutal fact that one of her eyes is constantly suffering from jizz squint.
And it was a little weird that Doug Reinhardt didn’t dress up. He must have gotten his fill the night before.