Glamberace Is Single

November 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Radar reports that Shia LaFabulous (government name: Drake LaBry) is no longer wet riding on Glamberace’s unicorn horn, because the two have called it a day. Apparently, Drake packed up his tweezers and suspenders after taking one look at Glamberace’s album cover. Even Drake could not condone that kind of fuckery. No, one source said that the relationship just reached its expiration date and the two are still friends.

Drake probably just woke up and realized he was sick of spending most of his day scrubbing out glitter sperm, rainbow smegma and black eyeliner from his sheets. It can be messy sharing a bed with a magical alien unicorn like Glamberace.

(Image: Pacific Coast News)

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