It really isn’t Halloween until last year’s HSOH (Hot Slut of Hallowpeen) Tim Curry opens up his precious mouth and serenades us while waving his sexy pink cape around. And The Grand Wizard is always right: anything can happen on Halloween. This is why you have to wax and bleach your important bits, stock up on morning-after-pills, give your toilet a pep talk and write your address on your forehead with a Sharpie just in case!
Happy Halloween to all! If you get arrested, make sure to give us a TSG-worthy mug shot.