Things You Need To Know: Katie Price Has Fucked Roxanne

October 30, 2009 / Posted by:

In case your head has already puked up this pivotal information: Katie Price’s cage fighting boyfriend Alex Reid loves to drag it up as his alter ego Roxanne. Katie completely embraces Alex’s tranny side and has even stuck her tongue in his tuck. All together now: HASN’T HARVEY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!!!!!

In the new issue of OK!, Katie says, “I’ve had sex with Roxanne and I’m not going into details. It wasn’t like lesbian sex because he has men’s bits. When I split with Pete, I was completely off sex. But I can tell you, Alex has sent my sex drive through the roof.

Thanks for the anatomy lesson, Professor Jordan. Because all of us were under the impression that when you put on a pair of pantyhose a working chocha suddenly grows in your crotch area. If only it worked that way. It would save Lady CaCa a lot of time.

VIA The Mirror

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