Did Mickey Rourke Pass Out In A Coke Mountain Again?

October 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Mickey Rourke is one brave bitch for hitting the streets of Hollywood covered in white powder. If one of the Lohans spotted him, they would’ve thrown him on a spoon, cooked him up and then poured him into a pipe.

Here’s Loki’s soulmate stumbling out of some club last night in costume as a stale powdered funnel cake channeling Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights. Or maybe he decided to go as a sober Mickey Rourke. I too turn zombie white when I haven’t a drop of the sweet nectar on my tongue for more than 24 hours.

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