The Polish papers have already reported this weeks ago that Colin Farrell has a brand new son, but now it’s confirmed. Colin’s spokeswhore says that his girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda, popped out their first baby together on October 7th.
Colin and Alicja actually gave their kid a normal name. A name that doesn’t cause your eyes to do the hustle. They named him Henry Tadeusz Farrell. I know. What the hell kind of GD celebrities do Colin and Alicja think they are? They better enroll him in a celebkid-free school, because if they don’t, Sparrow and Bronx will make fun of him for having a name like Henry. That might have been a Twilight Zone episode.
Anyway, this is Colin’s second kid. He has a 6-year-old son with Kim Bordenave named James.
Colin and Alicja met while filming a movie together. Two seconds later, Colin threw a jizz ball her way and she got knocked up. At this rate, Colin will have 6 kiddies and just as many baby mamas by the time he’s 40. Keep fucking that chicken, Colin!
Source: Associated Press