Afternoon Crumbs

October 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The most disturbing thing about these pictures is seeing Twit & Twat with babies in their hands….even fake ones – Just Jared

Just like Heidi Klum, I like to only wear a pair of suspenders when I’m out catching flies with my mouth – Egotastic!

Now is Chicken Cutlets chance to go from lead seat filler to HOST! It’s the next natural step. – Lainey Gossip

The most prolific literary talent in history has another book out – Hollywood Tuna

David Banda is trying to show up Maddox – Popsugar

Geri Haliwell is not about to let the paps get a shot of her ginger spice (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry’s four globes – Popoholic

Robbie Williams pulls out – Holy Moly!

Nicole Kidman is afraid to sing, because she knows if she opens her mouth too wide she may get a half-wrinkle – I’m Not Obsessed

Brandon Beemer is raising awareness…and other things – Towleroad

I guess I won’t be sleeping tonight – Cityrag

Oksana Grigorieva is just a rude gold digging bitch. Definitely, my kind. – Celebitchy

Macy Gray is drunk on crazy – ICYDK

Why? – Hollywood Rag

Sandra Bullock finally admits that she’s a zit on everyone’s nipple – Socialite Life

(Image: Pacific Coast News)

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