RPattz On Your Crotch

October 29, 2009 / Posted by:

RPanttiez vants to suck your blood….during that time of the month.

You know, just like the Twidildo, this makes all sorts of sense. I mean, Edward Cullen is responsible for thousands of pairs of chonies getting covered in massive amounts of creme de la coochie. So panties with his mouth on the labia area was the next natural step.

At this point, it won’t be long for some bitches puts out sparkly Twitamponz. It won’t leave a drop! The “Jacob Black Twitampon” will be extra furry for those with heavy flow.

Source: Robert Pattinson Online via The Frisky

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