Courtney Love Is Just Jealous Of Jocelyn Wildenstein’s Beauty
October 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Courtney Love must be sick of ventriloquists randomly sticking their fists up her ass to get her to speak, because she has vowed that she will never put her parts under the knife again. Courtney told The Sun that she was scared straight after staring at the luminous face of Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Courtney said, “I could do with another boob lift, but no way. I don’t want to end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. She looked freaky.”
EXCUSE HER BEAUTY! This just confirms that Courtney Love is just like that crackhead leprechaun of Alabama: on the wrong stuff! Who wouldn’t want the face of a hemorrhoid in mid-squeeze? I mean, Jocelyn’s beauty is so scorchingly hot that her face singes her own eyebrows (example above).
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