COUGAR ALERT!

October 29, 2009 / Posted by:

17-year-old Taylor Lautner took 19-year-old Taylor Swift (couple name: TATAS) out for steaks at Ruth’s Chris in Los Angeles. My issue of BOP (Fuck, I’m old and crotchety) has expired, so I’m not sure how long these two have been holding hands and kissing ON THE CHEEK ONLY. We’re watching you, Swifty! If your hand heads for the “off-limits petting zoo“, Chris Hansen is going to tap you on the shoulder.

Some of your asses might think it’s a little weird sharing the same name as your fuck buddy (or in Taylor’s case, her steak-eating buddy), but it’s not. My name is as common as a leaky titty, so I’m speaking from experience. It’s not like you ever call your full-time ho by their government name anyway. You usually address them with: “Yeah You” or “Whip It Out.

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