Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which divorcée hasn’t had a date with a man in months, because she digs the ladies? The housewife introduced her girl as ‘a friend,’ but now that things are over, she’s on the prowl for a new gal to keep her company. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

She By Sheree of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? On tonight’s reunion (cliiiiiip above), Heree (on purpose typo) says that she’s strictly dickly and denies that she has ever clit wrestled with her homegirl Tania. Uh. Huh.

This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience. (CDAN)

One of the dudes from Miami Ink?

This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she’s been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn’t want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She’s also been promising to “ugly down” and use her real name in the film’s credits. In short, she’s willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film. (Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa who has already completed the uglifying process. Yes, it was too easy and I just had to snatch it.

Which celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars? Not Teri Hatcher. (BuzzFoto)

If only Patricia Heaton had a teenage daughter!