TMZ reports that the cops were called to Brittany Murphy’s Hollywood house at 2:30 this morning after neighbors say she was screaming on her balcony about hearing gun shots in her yard. When officers strolled up, Brittany continued to freak out about the supposed shoot out. After conducting a short investigation (aka using their common sense for two seconds), the police figured out that the noise was coming from an angry generator.
And upon further further inspection, they declared the generator NOT GUILTY, because the noise was actually Brittany Murphy’s weather balloon lips popping again. Don’t worry though, the cops drove her to the nearest gas station and attached her lips to an air pump. So Britt is back to normal.
You know, I shouldn’t make fun of this crazy since I have been known to jump in bushes after hearing a car’s engine backfire. You never know when a Mop Head, or a Wonky, or a Hagel is coming after your ass.