When nurses are being trained to give happy endings, you know the recession is real. – ghettoprincess
Octodad finally revealed! Submits DNA and recounts first date with Nadya Suleman. – Sandbitch
Fluffer School Brochure: Did you excel behind the bleachers instead of the classroom? Well, then this school has what you need. We will teach you such standards as the Dutch-rudder and more!
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News at 11: Bruce Jenner caught cheating! – Hard.Hat
Source (Thanks Joe)