Teresa Giudice Is Not Right

October 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa and Jacqueline with their brand new baby friends, Audriana and Nicholas, in this week’s InTouch Weekly. No, those babies are not wearing Halloween costumes. This is their real-life-wear. Okay, Nicholas’ “Ode to Brad Pitt” ensemble isn’t that bad, but Audriana looks like an Anne Geddes photo shoot.

According to Teresa, I’m alone in my opinions on her baby styling skills. Teresa said, “They’re girlie-girls. They all love clothes and fashion. Everyone loves the way I dress my kids and asks where I buy the clothes. When we go shopping, they know what they like. We like Stage Left in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey, and Neiman Marcus. I’ve noticed that a lot of celebrities dress their kids very plain and simple. The baby that they say has style is Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, but that’s not really my style. I’m a little hipper. The producers say the way I dress the girls reminds them of Kimora Lee Simmons’ daughters.

The producers or a bunch of liars, because the way she dresses her girls reminds me of a Bath & Body Works gift basket. Teresa’s the one who should be wearing a giant shower puff on her head, so it will cover up her “Gorillas in the Mist” forehead.

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