Melissa Joan Hart tried to zing Jimmy Kimmel hard last night, but her efforts failed when he threw right back in her face. Melissa laughed to keep from crying and that shit definitely left a bruise. I feel Melissa’s pain, because my own family members do this to me on a daily basis. That’s why God invented the bong.
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