Hot Slut Of The Day!
Melanie Lapatin – Ballroom dancer champion, choregrapher, Bette Midler’s doppelganger and Mary Murphy’s arch rival (I made that last one up)
Most of our asses know Melanie from her work on So You Think You Can Dance? where she regularly teaches those kids how to shimmy, sway and sashay. But the magic really comes when Melanie is forced to step in for an injured dancer and perform on the show with one of the contestants. This happened last night when Noelle effed herself up (aka Melanie pushed her down the stairs) and Melanie had to slip into something more comfortable to take her place. THE HEAT! I don’t know how Russell was able to dance seeing as though most mortal men would’ve suffered a non-stop orgasm party in their pants if the goddess Melanie was gliding next to them. Some say love is Melanie shaking her pork chops on stage. Clip below: