Did Josh Duhamel Cheat On Fergie?

October 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Josh Duhamel might have kind of, sort of stuck his penis into a vagina that doesn’t belong to his wife Fergie. That’s what the National Enquirer (via Radar) is reporting and they heard it straight from the stripper whore’s mouth.

Nicole Forrester, who could also be living a double life as Alison from Big Brother, claims that she sexed up Josh Duhamel earlier this month in Atlanta.

Josh was shooting a movie in Georgia, when he strolled into Tattletales Lounge with his homeboy. That’s where he met Nicole who strips under the name “Delilah.” According to Nicole, Josh told her his name was JD and that he was in town filming a porno. After a few drinks, Nicole got nekkid and danced for Josh and his friend. Before Josh left he asked for Nicole’s phone number. A few days later, Josh rang Nicole up, invited her to his hotel room and the two got fuckalicious that night.

The Enquirer says they paid Nicole for her story, but also claim she passed a lie-detector test. Josh’s rep denies the whole affair.

If this is true, then Josh needs more people! How is he going to screw on a stripper without getting her to sign a confidentiality agreement or something? Dude should have used protection in more ways than one.

Hell, Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word. Lucite heels are sacred to titty shakers (and yours truly). If Nicole went against her word, every stripper pole would collapse as soon as she touched it.

And someone should lock Fuggie in the basement, because this rumor could cause her to reach for the pipe.

(Image via Radar)

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