This Was A Smart Thing To Do

October 27, 2009 / Posted by:

It wasn’t long ago that Lamar Odom immediately fell in love with Khloe Kardashian while watching her gnaw into the carcass of a warthog in an open field. At that beautiful moment Lamar knew Khloe was the love of his life. Shortly thereafter the two married in a lavish wedding that was as real as Bruce Jenner’s face.

Because getting married in a gigantic fraudulent wedding wasn’t proof enough of their love for each other, Khloe and Lamar decided to get tattoos of each other’s initials on their jack-off hands. Khloe explains on her blog:

When we were at dinner, I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand. Once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other’s initials. I got ‘LO’ in cursive on my right hand and he got ‘KO’ on both hands.”

Well, when their fake marriage is finally flushed down the toilet, the both of them can easily change their tattoos. Lamar can change his to Koala (which still reminds of Khloe) or Kokomo. Khloe can change hers to Looser or LOL. At least they thought ahead.

And the Hostess cupcake wrapper in the background pretty much sums all of this up. Take a loooong bong hit and think about it.

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