Scary Spice celebrated Whore-o-ween early by leaving her hotel in London tonight dressed like…um…like….I’m not exactly sure. When I first saw these pictures I had just swallowed a grape Fanta so I was suffering from a temporary sugar haze and thought this was Katie Price sans a few layers of tan grease. Maybe that’s what Mel B was going for. Or maybe she’s a Real Housewives of Atlanta fan so she dressed as the broken condom baby of Sheree and Kim’s wig? Who knows? But I do know that her husband’s sessy red lipstick would’ve completed the look.
And you know Eddie Murphy made Mel dress up just like this before slapping his face with a strap-on.