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Chris Scanlon, just one of the many medicated (and entertaining) hosts on HSN – There have been so many instances that I’ve watched HSN under the influence and had to flick my eyeballs when Chris Scanlon hits the screen. I swear, almost every single time I mistake Chris Scanlon for Brini Maxwell. Once I realize she’s not Brini, I get a bit disappointed, but then my soul jumps back up again when I realize it’s Chris. Not only does Chris seem like she just swallowed a speedball dipped in Red Bull, but she’s also always talking about going on her honeymoon. It seems like every year (yes, I watch it that much) Chris is getting married to a different dude. HSN hosts are so complex creatures. Perky perfect robot on screen, serial bride off screen.