Diddy is moisturizing the sexy on a balcony in Rio (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Miranda Kerr gave her nipples the day off, and showed her nalgas instead – Egotastic!
Katy Perry’s t-shirt could use another “shit” word or two – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Simpson is in India (insert your own sacred cow joke here) – Lainey Gossip
Chris Brown’s new video is like the worst GAP commercial ever – Just Jared
Let’s all get stoned….just like Billy Goat Brad – Popsugar
Brit Brit is boozed and braless – Cityrag
Aunt Jodi on what it’s been like re-connecting with the Gosselin kids: “To be able to love ON them has just been amazing.”- Celebitchy
Jennifer Esposito is marrying the dude from Age of Love – I’m Not Obsessed
Nick Zano will jump from one caca party to another – Socialite Life
9 reasons for why dogs attack us while we sleep – SOW
Suri as Cinderella and Stepford Katie as her haggard old stepmother – Hollywood Rag
How to butch up your “lispy, prancy, faggy boy son” for Halloween – Towleroad
LSD ate Dita Ton Teese’s original chichis which is why she got fakes ones put in – ICYDK
Roberto Cavalli playing around with the giant Muppet version of Chicken Cutlets – Holy Moly!
This is all sorts of not right – Buzzfeed