Wino And Blaaaake Got Married On Facebook

October 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Amy Wino might have knocked the crack devil off her shoulder, but she still can’t control the itch in her snatch for Blaaaaake’s rash-covered tongue. The Sun reports that even though Wino and Blaaaake killed their marriage last September, they have continued to talk through their Facebook accounts and may be back together.

Wino must have been playing with her Facebook zombie when it reminded her of how much she misses peeling Blaaaake’s skin off under a full moon.

Blaaaake and Wino both changed their status to “married,” and friends (aka their dealers and pipe holders) have started to congratulate them. Blaaaaaake even wrote this precious post about their reunion, “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” Although, he could’ve been talking about the 8-ball sitting on his kitchen counter, and not about Wino.

I know a bunch of tweens would disagree with me, but getting married on Facebook isn’t exactly legal, so there’s nothing to worry about here. I doubt Wino and Blaaaaake are rubbing scabs in real-life. Wino is just having a little cyber fun.

That being said, don’t even try to tell me that my Second Life wedding to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper was not the real thing. Just ask Second Life Rojo Caliente. She officiated the beautiful affair! And Second Life Rojo could never tell a lie.

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