The Empress of Lucite has raised her white flag and declared that she will no longer fight the release of a sex tape starring her. Shauna Sand was going to go to battle with Vivid Entertainment, but has said that a lawsuit will cost too much, so she has given her blessing for the tape to see the light of the internet. Besides, the Empress of Lucite makes love (on camera….for money….and publicity), NOT WAR!
This means that the Gone with the Wind of fuck videos will be released sometime this week. This also means that I need to make an appointment with the free clinic so that they can check my vitals before I expose my heart to Shauna’s coronary-inducing elegance in action. I will probably have to watch it through a tiny hole in a piece of paper while a defibrillator pad is up my no-no, because I don’t think I’ll be able to deal with it in all its whory glory.
And Richard Heene needs to take notes, because this is how a publicity stunt is done (not really).