The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 23rd!

October 26, 2009 / Posted by:

I guess if you’re still a virgin by age 40, cremating your genitals is a natural step to take. – suze


FLASH FORWARD 2026: Bronx Mowgli, Rocco and Jayden make good on their childhood pact to burn their genitals rather than promulgate their gene pool…. – fleawatch

Everyone is all up in arms about what happened to the Olsen Twins and Jodie Sweetin. Nobody ever wonders what happened to Walter Duckface. Well, here you have it. And it’s much much worse. – TFBuckFutter

Next time bring lube to the circle jerk. – rovex

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