Open Post: Hosted By Skeletor’s Sweaty Bones

October 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Either the air in Miami was filled with slobber last night, or Skeletor spotted a young virgin in the distance, because dude’s pits were creaming like Tommy Girl at an L.A. Galaxy game. Skeletor’s pit bones need whatever JLo uses to keep her colossal nalgas from sweating through her clothes (SPOILER ALERT: Botox and maxi-pads).

Here’s more of part-owners JLo and Skeletor at the Miami Dolphins game with Kris Allen last night. Kris was probably not happy when he got home and realized half of his t-shirt was covered in zombie pit jizz.

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