Grace Jones In Rio

October 26, 2009 / Posted by:

It took me a few nipple pinches and a couple of eye blinks to realize this was Grace Jones in her natural state! I almost didn’t recognize her without a broken disco ball on her titties or a sandcastle on top of her head. Even without all that glitter, Grace is perfection. You won’t ever catch me saying a bad word about her. If Grace wants to grow out her Chia Pet Pits (see thumbnail #2), she can!

By the way, proof of Grace’s powers are in the picture above. Grace is text-messaging with her cooch! Hands are for amateurs.

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