Samantha Burke Is Already Putting Her Baby To Work

October 25, 2009 / Posted by:

So your checking account is crying because its HONGRAY and you’ve got Jude Law’s shiny new baby friend in your arms. What’s a self-respecting gold digger to do? You do the math.

All you have to do is polish that baby and push her out on the ho stroll! And that’s exactly what Samantha Burke is doing.

The Daily Mail reports that Samantha sold the first pictures her daughter Sophia to the highest bidder. Samantha’s agent confirms that Hello! Magazine snatched up the pictures and interview for around $300,000. A source said that Samantha has kept her baby under lock and key so that paps wouldn’t get any shots of her, “Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman. The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.

The first time Jude ever lays eyes on his new baby is probably when she’s on the cover of Hello! Magazine since he hasn’t gone down to Florida to visit her.

While my wallet fucking heart applauds Samantha for making that money, I have to say that she needs to think bigger. Magazine pictures are for amateurs. Everyone is doing that. Samantha needs to put baby Sophia out on tour! Sophia can sit on stage goo goo and ga ga-ing for two hours. Shit, it sounds more entertaining than watching Jude Law in Hamlet.

And yes, everything I know about parenting I learned from Joe Jackson.

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