Det. La Toya Is The Sylvia Browne Of The Jackson Family

October 25, 2009 / Posted by:

La Toya Jackson is proving that she’s the most gifted person on this planet. Not only is she a crime-solving genius and the entertainer of all entertainers (next to MJ and Rebbie, of course), but she’s also a ghost whisperer. In an interview with The Mirror, La Toya confessed that is Michael is speaking to her from beyond the grave. I always knew La Toya’s wig was the portal to the afterworld.

La Toya said, “When I go to his house I say, ‘Hello, Michael. How are you? If you’re here, please, please let me know’. And the lights start blinking. I can feel him. I can smell his Tom Ford cologne and I’ve felt him brush past me. It’s the most wonderful feeling and the biggest smile comes over my face. I tell him I love him so much and ask him to show me he’s here again. The lights blink again. I know he’s there, answering me and knowing he’s watching me is a huge comfort. I never believed that people could speak, hear and communicate in that sense. But I’ve witnessed it several times now and I want to investigate it further. I am certainly open-minded to speaking to a medium. No other members of the family have experienced it. Just me.”

The flickering lights weren’t coming from Michael’s house, they were coming from La Toya’s head. You know, because her thoughts are so powerful that it causes her brain to blow a fuse every now and again.

La Toya also added that her brother is helping with the investigation into his death, “I ask Michael to help me understand what took place. I’ve told him to find a way to let me know. A person’s name will pop into my head out of the blue, I’ll call them, they give me information and I’ll find the connection I’ve been looking for. It’s amazing.”

La Toya just watched a MEDIUM marathon, right? Or maybe La Toya inspired MEDIUM? Yeah, that’s must be it.

Finally, La Toya said that Michael’s pet macaw is also having conversations with him, “Michael had a macaw and he was saying, ‘Everything’s OK, Michael. Everyone’s fine, don’t worry. The kids? How are the kids doing? Well, see how the kids are playing. They’re playing and they’re having fun’.

And let me guess, La Toya was the only one that heard the macaw talk to Michael? Not only is La Toya a glamorous version of Oda Mae Brown, but she’s also a regular Dr. Doolittle!

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