The Audacity!

October 24, 2009 / Posted by:

The Empress of Lucite is pure of heart so she doesn’t notice her so-called friend attacking her with a vicious side-eye. Shauna’s friend obviously doesn’t know that throwing a shank eye towards the Patron Saint of Elegance has serious consequences. Not only will a pair of exquisite lucite heels refuse to ever touch your feet, but there’s a good chance your eyes will stay that way. Imagine having a permanent case of side-eye?! You wouldn’t ever be able to look at a peen while you’re sucking on it. That would be terrible.

Here’s Shauna gliding through the streets of Hollywood last night. Fun fact: Shauna’s necklace was brought to her by the angels who told her it was a gift from Coco Chanel herself. When Coco first laid eyes upon Shauna, she was so touched by her beauty that she cried a million tears which created this necklace. Truth!

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