Spending time with my bong while watching Sandra Lee make recipes out of Rice-A-Roni packets and Steak-Ums is one of my favorite things to do. However, don’t make that shit unless you want your guests to clog up your toilet with their own vomit or have you committed. This is why I’m throwing Sandra a “Have You Been Mixing Your Vodka With Lighter Fluid Again?” side-eye for saying that St. Angie made one of her recipes.
Sandra told People, “I was really surprised when her friend let me know she made my No Bake birthday cake. She’s a Semi-Homemade mommy just like the rest of us! She’s a very busy, overextended mother. I’m very proud not just that she made my cake but that someone of her stature isn’t delegating these [tasks], like her children’s birthday, to other people. I’m glad she loves the show and that the kids apparently also watch it too.”
SANDRA STOP! Sandra probably had too many “Aqworium-tinis” when she was talking to her friend. Her friend actually said, “My friend Gina Jolly thinks you’re working with a broken oven.” And of course, drunk ass Sandra heard, “My friend Angelina Jolie makes your no bake cake.” Besides, St. Angie uses her hands to heal the world, not to make birthday cakes. That’s what the child army is for. They are all trained short order line cooks.
And no Sandra Lee post would be complete without another WTF-recipe from her. I can’t:
Obviously, we all need to do peyote with Sandra so that we can try to see what she sees.