Quote (About Butt Sex) Of The Day

October 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Tracy Morgan tells Playboy why he likes to kiss the no-no with his peen:

I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfucker.”

The dudes out there should know that pouring hot sauce on the ass is probably not the best idea unless you’re totally okay with seeing your dick on the opposite side of the room…..unattached from your body. However, if you’re fucking me with me, go ahead and throw all the condiments on it. Do what you gotta do.

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