Pamela Anderson’s Pool Is Breaking Her Bank Account

Pamela Anderson’s pool and Brooke Hogan’s grill now have something else in common. Not only are they both owned by hos whose brains have been damaged by peroxide and “deep thoughts,” but now they are both covered in platinum. Yeah, nothing will bankrupt you faster than a pool covered in platinum tiles.

In a new documentary that aired in the UK, Pamela Anderson gave viewers a tour of her unfinished Malibu mansion. Pamela is currently living it up in a trailer while construction crews work to finish her Casa de Hep. Even though Pamela has denied that she’s broke, she admitted that construction on the house is over budget by millions of dollars. Pamela still has to fork over $800,000 to finish that shit up. Part of that is to blame on the fact that Pamela is covering her pool with platinum tiles. Pamela said, “This is where the magic happens. I’m tiling the floor with platinum – that’s expensive.”

Pamela said that when she’s done with the project, she’s going to unload that bitch like a cum shot out of Tommy Lee’s dick hole, “I’m going to sell it. I hate it. People commit suicide over constructions. Relationships break down over constructions and I can see why. It rips your heart out.”

Who does Pamela think she is?! A Saudi prince?! A character on Beverly Hills Teens? Teresa from The Real Housewives of NJ? I mean, PLATINUM POOL TILES?! Really, Pamela, there’s less expensive ways to make yourself look like a major asshole (i.e. like running around on catwalks half-nekkid).

Here’s the soon-to-be newest member of The Foreclosure Club promoting Peta’s anti-seal hunt campaign by dry sexing a plushie seal outside of Ontario’s legislature building in Toronto.