Our Homewrecking Hero Makes Her Broadway Debut
The wives of NYC got to breathe a sigh of relief for a few hours last night while Sienna Miller was busy doing acting stuff . Sienna gave her snatchin’ snatch the night off from stealing wedding bands to make her Broadway debut in After Miss Julie. The reviews are out and not everyone is jizzing words of praise for Sienna’s acting skills. Basically, most of the reviews go a little something like this: “Blah sucks blah wooden blah boring blah….but she’s hot.”
Here’s some of the reviews courtesy of The Daily Mail, People and Broadway World:
The New York Times: “If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually.”
The Associated Press: “Sienna Miller looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s ‘do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller’s performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness.”
The dude from the WSJ better book a motel room for tonight, because when he gets home, he’s going to find that his house is now just a pile of dust and rubble. Sienna Miller’s wrecking ball vagina will strike AGAIN!
Here’s Sienna, Jonny Lee Miller and Marin Ireland at the premiere last night. Fun fact: Sienna’s body isn’t used to wearing clothes, so when it’s covered with a dress for longer than a few minutes, it emotes a skank fume from its pores. That explains why her dress looks like it was eaten by Paris Hilton’s crotch crabs.
