Open Post: Hosted By “Hangin’ With Leo”

October 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Everything you need to know about Leonardo DiCaprio is in this 2-minute long video of clips taken from a documentary from the olden days called Hangin’ With Leo! Seriously, you learn all sorts of awesome facts about Leo like:

Leonardo was named after Leonardo da Vinci: One of the talking heads seems to think this means that his parents were really artistic. Personally, I think this means Leo’s parents are future tellers, because they knew one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be named Leonardo, and they wanted their son to be associated with greatness.

Leonardo loves doing karate kicks: See above comment.

Leonardo’s childhood nickname was “Leonardo Retardo: Why do I think Leonardo’s parents were the first ones to call him that?

Leonardo loves fast food AND quality lit-er-rature: DAMN! Leonardo Retardo is karate kicking through stereotypes!

Leonardo is part of “The Cat Pack,” and they regularly stalk girls as they come out of night clubs early in the morning: It makes sense that they are called “The Cat Pack,” because all the cats I know regularly hang out in front of bars to pick up stray pussy.

VIA Everything Is Terrible

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