The Real Housewives of NJ’s Teresa Is About To Lose Her Mansion

October 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Remember on The Real Housewives of New Jersey when Teresa showed off her ridiculous mobster palace that was made of onyx, marble and the skeletons of her husband’s former associates? Well, it seems like Teresa’s juicy delicious husband failed to make their mortgage payments, because their dream home is about to get snatched away by the bank. Radar reports that DLJ Mortgage Capital filed papers with New Jersey’s Superior Court to take control the house Teresa shares with her husband three daughters.

I thought that Teresa and her husband only paid with cash. I was under the impression that their gaudy house of tackiness was paid for with blood money and threats. I have to say that I’m a little disappointed, because he’s not the crime boss I thought he was. Sad midget mobster is sad.

But don’t worry, Teresa and her Planet of the Apes forehead will be fine. If she gets kicked out, she can always go live in the gorilla exhibit at the nearest zoo. I’m sure they will give her a table to flip so she’ll feel right at home.

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