No Scandal Here (Maybe)

October 22, 2009 / Posted by:

This is why Randy Jackson should leave the detective work to La Toya. Yesterday, it was reported that Randy was going around claiming that Michael Jackson couldn’t possibly sign his will in 2002, because he was in NYC at the time. The document states it was signed in Los Angeles. Forgery fuckery!

According to Michael’s estate lawyer the will was signed in NYC, but one of the witnesses must have been drunk that day, because they accidentally wrote Los Angeles instead of New York. TMZ confirms that MJ took a pen to the document in NYC. And if for some reason, the will is thrown out for being a fraud, MJ’s will form 1997 will take its place. The 1997 will is pretty much a copy of the 2002 will. So that’s that! However……Detective La Toya still believes that the signature is fake.

Yesterday one of the paps asked her if someone forged Michael’s signature on his will, and she responded with, It’s not real. I could have told you that two months ago. And the plot thins! Detective La Toya is still on the case and as soon as she gets the forgery kit she ordered in the mail, she will uncover the TRUTH! Hold your breath.

And here’s some pictures of La Toya leaving the Ed Hardy store yesterday. Don’t worry, La Toya isn’t sleeping with the enemy. I’m sure she’s on a top-secret undercover investigation. Or something.

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