Khloe Kardashian Has Not Met Lamar Odom’s Children

October 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Guests at Khloe and Lamar’s fake wedding included tabloid reporters, a couple camera crews and a handful of Z-listers they probably have never met. Missing from the festivities was Lamar’s three children. My guess is that his kids’ mother refused to let her children be a part of that famewhore extravaganza. I know, responsible parents actually exist on this planet. Crazy.

At some event last night, Lamar told E! that Khloe will meet his kids one day when the time is right. Lamar also said they plan to have children together as soon as scientists figure out a way to turn her nutsack into an ovary.

And I suggest that Lamar take his kids to see Where The Wild Things are before they meet their new faux stepmother. That way they will learn that not all hairy forest beasts are scary monsters who eat children.

P.S. – The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won’t even sniff that t-shirt’s ass.

(Image: Pacific Coast News)

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