Page Six is saying that the owner of one of the busiest peens in Hollywood, Gerard Butler, had a dinner date with the new Jennifer Aniston at SoHo House in NYC on Tuesday night. Gerry and Jessica Simpson weren’t alone though. They were with friends including Jessica’s full-time gay Ken Paves. A source said, “They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
Chatted for hours?! I was under the impression that Jessica’s brain shut down after 15-minutes of conversation to recharge. It’s not like Gerry would notice anyway since he was probably too busy licking her boobies with his eyes. No, I think he was literally rubbing his eyes on her chesticles while she was in sleep mode.
It’s very interesting that Gerry left the joint with Jessica AND Ken. Gerry has admitted that he’s a fan of threesomes, so I’m guessing that Ken got a piece of Gerry’s BUTTler too. Actually, Jessica probably sat in the corner eating her leftovers while Gerry gave Ken’s hair some highlights with his jizz pen.
And since Gerry seems to be going through all of John Mayer’s exes, Minka Kelly better warm her vagina up, because THE BUTLER is coming for her next!