Angel, How Could You?

Word around the Internet is that David Boreanaz has been passing his fuck bone around to ladies who aren’t his wife. Star Magazine is saying that David pulled a Billy Crudup by humping on the down low while his wifey was carrying their baby friend. Angel is no angel.

Apparently, David has been carrying on with the trick in the picture above whose name is Rachel Uchitel. Rachel is a NYC events planner and she met David last spring at his 40th birthday party. Their genitals immediately started dripping for each other, and they started to have an affair. For the next few months, they would bump it in either NYC or L.A. Some source said, “David would walk in the door, and they’d have sex right away. Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.”

After a while, Rachel begged David to throw his wife and two kids into the gutter so that they could be together. David promised Rachel that he would leave his wife, but we all know how that works. Rachel finally dumped David after he called her from the delivery room while his was wife was popping out their new baby. The source added, “He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates. That grossed her out, because she felt that should have been private.”

So, let me wrap my head around this for a quick second. Rachel’s skin is crawling over David giving her the details of his wife’s birth, but licking his wife’s dried up pregnant vagina juice off his peen doesn’t gross her out? Makes sense.

However, that picture above should really gross her out. I mean, why must us slut whore skanks always pucker up like that in pictures? I always have to check myself whenever I start to pucker up like I’m a child beauty pageant contestant. It’s never a good look.