Afternoon Crumbs

October 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Hopefully someone gave Kim Kardassian a sandblaster for her birthday so that she can get all that paint off of her face – Hollywood Tuna

Vintage Miranda Kerr…..with a cameo by her nipple OF COURSE – Egotastic!

Brit Brit takes her Cheetolings to see one of her old weave’s performance in Where The Wild Things ArePopsugar

GOOPY had already eaten her own bullshit, so she skipped dinner with Vadge & Stella Lainey Gossip

A nekkid man was making coffee in his own home and a kid saw him through a window. SHUT DOWN THE COUNTRY! – Towleroad

Gis Bundchen and Tom Brady are totally going to name their baby friend TakeThatBridge Brady – Just Jared

One of Parasite Hilton’s former slaves pulled a Hulk on her dress (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brad Pitt isn’t listening to everyone’s pleas for him to shave the granny muff – Cityrag

The “Whitney Houston would rather get her doody bubble popped by the hand of a female” rumors are back – Superior Gossip

Carnie Asada Wilson is getting her own reality show – Celebitchy

Alex Reid has become Katie Price’s own personal drag dolly. Awesome. – Holy Moly!

Tommy Girl is totally going to audition for this – SOW

If Jennifer Aniston’s dog dies, no tub of cookie dough will be safe – ICYDK

Three fugly bagsSocialite Life

Who knew that a 16-year-old actress could become a fashion icon to hookers everywhere – I’m Not Obsessed

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