Afternoon Crumbs
Hopefully someone gave Kim Kardassian a sandblaster for her birthday so that she can get all that paint off of her face – Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Miranda Kerr…..with a cameo by her nipple OF COURSE – Egotastic!
Brit Brit takes her Cheetolings to see one of her old weave’s performance in Where The Wild Things Are – Popsugar
GOOPY had already eaten her own bullshit, so she skipped dinner with Vadge & Stella – Lainey Gossip
A nekkid man was making coffee in his own home and a kid saw him through a window. SHUT DOWN THE COUNTRY! – Towleroad
Gis Bundchen and Tom Brady are totally going to name their baby friend TakeThatBridge Brady – Just Jared
One of Parasite Hilton’s former slaves pulled a Hulk on her dress (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Brad Pitt isn’t listening to everyone’s pleas for him to shave the granny muff – Cityrag
The “Whitney Houston would rather get her doody bubble popped by the hand of a female” rumors are back – Superior Gossip
Carnie Asada Wilson is getting her own reality show – Celebitchy
Alex Reid has become Katie Price’s own personal drag dolly. Awesome. – Holy Moly!
Tommy Girl is totally going to audition for this – SOW
If Jennifer Aniston’s dog dies, no tub of cookie dough will be safe – ICYDK
Three fugly bags – Socialite Life
Who knew that a 16-year-old actress could become a fashion icon to hookers everywhere – I’m Not Obsessed