Who Whored It Up Better?

October 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Katie Price’s current clit tickler, cage fighter Alex Reid, dusted the puss crust off of one of her gold unitards and slipped into it to make his public debut as his alter ego ROXANNE! Alex proved that his tuck game was stronger (Although, there might not be much to tuck) than Lady CaCa’s at the launch for Katie’s new book at Selfridges in London today. Harvey just filed for emancipation.

Katie made the big mistake of forcing Alex to bring out his better persona, because Roxanne is definitely sessier than Jordan. Who needs dignity, pride or a nutsack when you have leg’s like Roxanne’s?

And I think Katie thought that if she’s surrounded by a bunch of dudes in drag, it would make her look more like a biological woman. When in fact, she looks like she tucks her dick right next to them in the men’s bathroom. This is not the look for her. But I will say that her “Marilyn Monroe on acid” wig looks more natural than Kim Zolciak’s, so six dick claps for that!

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